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PostSubject: joke joke joke   Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:02 am

FACELIFT Pasyente ... magkano ang facelift?Doktora ... complete treatment ay P145,000Pasyente ... mahal!!! ano bang pinakamurang treatment para magmukha akong bata?Doktora ... heto tsupon, P20 lang!!



LEON: Ipapangalan ko sa anak ko NOEL. Kabaligtaran ng Leon.
NINO: Ako ONIN, kbaligtaran ng NINO.
NITO: Wag nyo kong maisali sali dyan ha. Mga bwiset!!!



After sex with a colehiala...

Mayor: Magkano?
Girl: P200.
Mayor: Ha?! Mabubuhay ka ba sa 200??!!
Girl: Hehehe. Sideline ko lang yan, mayor....

....blackmail talaga negosyo ko.


VIBRATING CELLPHONE
Mrs: Bilis! Nahulog cellphone ko sa loob ng panty ko, "nagbavibrate."
Mr: E anong gagawin ko? Kukunin ko sa panty mo?
Mrs: Gago! Kunin mo yung charger baka ma-low batt!


Mrs. Tanoy is a very kuripot Ilocana. When her husband died, she
inquired with the newspaper, asking the price for the obituary.

The ad taker said: "300 pesos for 5 words."

She said: "Pwede ba 2 words lang? "Tanoy dead""
&nb sp;
Ad taker: "No mam. 5 words is the minimum."

After thinking for a while, Mrs. Tanoy said: "Ok, para sulit, ilagay mo,
"TANOY DEAD, TOYOTA FOR SALE""

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Loro sa 3 madreng dumadaan:

"Asul, Itim, Pula!!!"

Nagulat ang 3 madre kasi yun ang mga kulay ng mga panty nila...

Kinabukasan, nagdaan uli ng 3 madre. Sabi ng loro:

"Dilaw, Puti, Berde!!!"

Tama na naman ang loro! Next day, hindi nagpanty ang 3 madre. Sabi ng
loro:

"Naku!!! Kulot, Uban, Panot!!!"




HOLDAP Lola ;... Amang, wala akong pera!Holdaper ... Alam ko kung asan ang pera mo...[sabay pasok ng kamay sa bra ni Lola]Lola ;... Ituloy mo iho, may dollars pa sa ibaba!!
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PostSubject: Re: joke joke joke   Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:12 am

LEON: Ipapangalan ko sa anak ko NOEL. Kabaligtaran ng Leon.
NINO: Ako ONIN, kbaligtaran ng NINO.
NITO: Wag nyo kong maisali sali dyan ha. Mga bwiset!!!

lol! lol! wahihihih dito ako natuwa sa part nato.....
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PostSubject: Re: joke joke joke   Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:22 pm

wahhhhh....nakakatanggal ng antok tuloy at napatawa hahahhahha.... salamat maam arkie...sana mayron ka ganito joke araw-araw...kasi sa kakamis ko sa mahal ko...tuloy mapawi konti dahil sa joke mo!



Best Regards
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PostSubject: Re: joke joke joke   Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:05 am

hahahaha !...... thanks mam galing ng joke, kaso diko na gets ung NINO. Evil or Very Mad
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